Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Wasting Taxpayer's Money




It is easy to understand why Jamaica is drowning in debt  when you look at the stewardship being offered by our leaders. For apart from the annual Auditor General's Report which records waste and corruption year in year out with little attempt from the powers that be to give us better value for money, there are, in our face,  many agencies and highly paid persons being supported by the over extended taxpayer,  who would not survive a year in countries that  take performance seriously.

The most visible at this time is the office of the Public defender, led by Earl Witter, which has cost the country in excess of $300 million in three years but which leaves us searching desperately to  find any value to justify its existence.

Long before the failure of the Public Defender to meet any of the six deadlines set by him to present the Tivoli report, I  have been questioning where the findings of the regular investigations announced on television by the public defender into almost every public issue, are.

 The public defender's office is supervised by parliament but has our parliament had the type of track record to give them the moral authority to demand performance from any agency? I think the answer is obvious to all.

The question I am being forced to ask today however is, "How can a government in all conscience cut jobs in the public service when they refuse to do anything about non-performers like the expensive Public defender's office and a redundant parish council system?" What kind of message are we  sending to the younger generation when an office which  has cost taxpayers in excess of  $300 million in three years with so little to show for it?


While some would like to crow,  lack of performance by the Public defender's has straddled both political parties which have formed the government in recent times.

I am here to tell  Jamaica  that if we get a complete  write off of  all our debts tomorrow, in a few years we will be exactly where we are today, based on what we  as taxpayers tolerate as performance from those holding elected or appointed office.

-- 

Monday, January 28, 2013

Jazz Festival Disappointment

I always look forward to the annual Jazz and Blue Festival on the northcoast, but this year left me wanting,. Its really no fault of the organisers however. You see, every year except this year I have attended every night. I could kick myself for having  chosen Fridays as the day to to a talk show on Power 106, for it really is getting in the place of some of my fun. As soon as we renegotiate, I am going to have to change the day. For now even the Bank of Jamaica concerts which have excellent performers on the last Friday of every month is leaving me out.

But back to jazz fest. I hear Thursday and Friday night were absolutely out for this world. I could kick myself for not being able to see Coco Tea, Michael Bolton and Mary J Blige and Etana. I absolutely love those two guys and I hear the Mary J and Etana brought the house down.

I could  not get there before Saturday night and whereas RomainVirgo was excellent,  Dionne Warwick was much better than expected and John Legend was absolutely wonderful, KC and the Sunshine Band and Monica should have paid the organisers to have them on rather than the other way around.

It was so bad that KC had to beg the people to stop walking out! Sure he was good in his time  but that was decades ago and he is now grossly overweight  and has nothing new. Further the dancers he brought on seemed more suitable  for  a circus than a stage show! I had seen him two years ago at Hard Rock in Miami on New Year's eve  and he was much better or maybe its because of the environment and his not having any competition at that venue why he was tolerable then. We left during his performance.

I was very, very pleasantly surprised by Dionne as I had thought she was over the hill but if you closed your eyes you would have thought it was the same Dionne of forty years ago, great hits and smooth can't done. And now that her eldest son has joined her repertoire they are really great.

Of course John Legend is incomparable. He is so charismatic and smooth. Boy what a man. Then he brought on Grumps Morgan and Taurus Riley and that just took it over the top.

The problem for me however is that after Celine Dion's performance last year,  there is no possibility of anyone ever surpassing that performance as it took us all to a new high.

But I remain an optimist, so lets hope one day soon she will be surpassed at Jazz Fess. The real high for me this weekend was really being with family and friends.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Fighting the Two Party Stranglehold

As people's frustration with the economic malaise in Jamaica increases and the reality that there is no light at the end of the tunnel possible as long as we are stuck with the stale JLP and PNP which have been fiddling with our lives for 50 years, sets in, more and more people are crying out for alternatives. To make matters worse, the old hope that new blood would have entered those clueless parties to bring about change is nothing but a pipe dream, since the powerful and power hungry love the staus quo and are not about to give an inch in the interest of strengthening democracy in the country.

While the cry for better alternatives is not new and many small parties have sprung up over the years only to fade away after an election,  the call for real alternatives is more intense today than ever before. But is it realistic to think that a third party can break the stranglehold that the traditional parties have on us if all else remains the same?  I hardly think so.

The first problem is that we do not have proportional representation but instead the less democratic winner take all system which consistently, results in parties getting just over half of the popular vote but ending up with up two thirds of the representatives in parliament. So where would that leave a third party that can  muster up even 10% of the popular vote? You are perfectly correct, no where.

While it is true that the Labour Party in England (from which our system is copied) did move from third party status replacing the once dominant Liberal party in the 1920's, the circumstances were totally different so we can't take any comfort from what happened there.

However I think the greatest obstacle to any third party having an impact in Jamaica is the corruption of the local government system which is a millstone around the necks of taxpayers but from which we reap little benefit. 

The fact is the only entities that benefit from the existence of the almost 300 parish councilors being supported by the public purse, are the JLP and PNP. This is because these councilors who are being paid by us are mostly nothing but permanent political fixtures and activists for the two parties year in year out.

On the other hand, they serve very little purpose to the taxpayers, as the usual chant is, we have no money to carry out their basic functions. So why have we continued to pay them for the past few decades if they cant even carry out basic functions? Since the IMF is demanding that we cut the public service, wouldn't it be logical to start with agencies we have learnt to do without for years? Anyway,  most of their traditional functions have long ago been  subsumed by central government or taken over under the Constituency Development Fund.

A few years ago I wrote  a critique of this same redundant local government system and a consultant to the ministry replied that they were critical to the running of the country especially since their main function is town planning. What a joke! Can someone point me to a well planned town in Jamaica today? At one time one could point to Mandeville but even that town is now nothing  but a series of chacka chacka, unplanned and monstrous buildings. Further, residential communities and the roads therein, especially in Kingston, are being devastated daily by illegal commercialization with the apparent tacit approval of the KSAC. So to take this to its logical conclusion, the parish councils are proving to be more destructive than useful!

Anyway, Jamaica is just too small and poor to be having fifteen different governments, (13 parish councils, Portmore municipal council and Central Government.) Fact is we are being smothered financially and practically by super heavy and counterproductive bureaucracy.

It was quite a long time ago that a debate on the relevance of the local government structure was bubbling and guess what? A commission of sorts was set up to look into it. What did they come up with? The concept of County Councils, one for Cornwall one for Middlesex and one for Surrey.

That was a very sensible recommendation but the idea was immediately buried by the politically  powerful JLP and PNP as it would  have put an end to their having hordes of persons on the ground profiling as representatives of the people when they are nothing but party activists being paid by the overburdened taxpayer.

So  now we come back to my main theme, how can a third party ever make an impact with that type of machinery the traditional parties (gangs)  have, compliments of the public purse?

It seems that before we see the next plethora of small parties emerging in time to fight the 2016 election, those so minded should tek sleep mark death and start from now to lead a campaign to mobilize the hapless and exploited taxpayers in this country to rise up and demand an end to the useless  Local government system, replacing it with three County councils made up of no more than an total of 20 representatives with well defined duties. The heads of these councils should be independently elected by voters too.

Of course, it is well known that each new generation likes to re-invent the wheel, so I am only throwing  out this suggestion to those of the younger generation of potential politicians or change agents who are not blinded by romanticism.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

No More "Pathole" For Me.

Enjoying the cool clear water at Bob Marley beach

If you have never heard of Fire Saga, you should shortly, as he says he will soon "buss out". I met him at Bob Marley beach this morning as he regaled all who were there with his latest CD.

I was actually the first rider to get there this morning because of a mix up in communication. The plan that I heard was that we would ride out from Charles' at 6.30 am but when I got there, everyone had left to go to a 5k at the airport. So I rode around to Michael and discovered that Alrick, Omar, Gary and Marlon had also been left out of the loop.

Omar and Alrick 
went riding to Jack's Hill and  I started out with Marlon and Gary for the beach.  That was when I was exposed to the civilized manner of warning riders behind of pitfalls like potholes in the road. Gary and Marlon have ridden professionally and they simply use hand signals when they see some danger in the road. We, the bhuttos of Fun and Thrills  normally simply shout out "pathole". 

Maybe we will all become sophisticated  one day and use our hands too instead of distorting the poor pothole!
Anyway, on the way out, Gary and Marlon ran into an old colleague of theirs. His name is Troy and he rode with me for a while on Michael Manley Boulevard. He says he is a stunt rider on both bicycles and motorcycles. I would like to see him in action. After a while I could see he was itching to go race the others and I was riding slowly so I assured him,  I would be ok by myself.

I never saw them again until they arrived at the beach later. By then I already had my first swim and breakfast.

Charles Simpsonsoon joined me for he too had been screwed up information wise and he had ridden all the way up Mountain View avenue to meet us going to the beach,  so of course he ended up riding by himself both ways.The others filtered in close to 9 am and soon the sea was full.

 Ann Marie who had come with Desiree, thought she lost her gold earrings which she had left on a towel on a table on the beach and lots of people spent a good deal of time looking for them. It so happens some perceptive person had seen it on the towel and decided it was not safe so wrapped it in Maurice's socks and put it safely in his shoes. Then not to be left out, Chully started searching frantically for his towel in which his glasses had been wrapped up and left on the same table. Eventually he found his glasses on the table but his towel was never to be seen again. Apparently someone had mistakenly taken his towel and left a nicer, newer one for him, so he ended up being better off.
The beach was not its usual calm self as it had quite a current. Charles Simpson who lives nearby told us they have been having unusually high winds, up to 30 mph sometimes he thought, in the early morning so that could account for the roughness, erosion near the shore and signs of dirt in the water.

It was Jordan's birthday today so Betty brought along a lovely chocolate cake. Betty always rises to the occasion.

T
Penny and the kids joined us later and although she says she is going in to have the baby on the 5th February both Chully (who has a world of experience with babies) and I told her we see it in the stars for this month.

As usual a number of riders encouraged by Maurice,  decided they needed to ride back. We passed the first set by the Harbour View Round about . Johann who had left out last, was way ahead on Windward road and when we started up Mountain View Avenue, we saw Marlon and Gary in front.

Although the sea was not its usual calm and clear self, I still had fun in the water after a nice ride out.

Photos; compliments of Ms. Elizabeth Williams

https://youtu.be/O4H4Js9esxY



Sunday, January 6, 2013

Just Cruising

Boy if I had the money, I think I would spend the rest of my life cruising.  What a great way to travel.
This was my tenth cruise but instead of me getting tired of doing it, it gets better every time. And it was great spending Christmas with my grandson Shadrach who needed a warm break after a year in freezing New York.



The fact that I had been to all the places we visited over Christmas 2012 (except grand Turk) many times, but that did not make it any less interesting.

Really, I am glad I went back to Nassau, Dom Rep and Puerto Rico as I could see for myself how they have improved  much while we have regressed.

What impressed me most about Nassau was how clean and pristine it is. Nassau has nothing more than what we have in Mobay to offer visitors but the difference is when you got there, no one bothers you, so you can walk through the craft market and admire the stuff without ever meeting anyone telling you how hungry they are or how many children they have at home or just plain harassing you.....no wonder they had four cruise ships in port when we got there.

 It is not the type of place I like to stay for prolonged periods as they really have nothing to offer in comparison to what I am accustomed to seeing every day, but it was a nice break. Never got a chance to call any of my friends though for we were not there long enough for visiting.

Puerto Rico  has become much  more metropolitan than when  I was last there about 15 or twenty years ago. It is now just like any city in the the USA, no rural areas anymore and choked with cars. In fact the guide told us  that the population is now is 4 million and the car population  is 2.75 million. Choked is a mild word.

I took a tour of the Bacardi distillery, the largest in the world and was surprised to hear they grow absolutely no cane there anymore so import all the inputs.

They have however become the pharmaceutical  manufacturing centre of the western hemisphere and the stand of living has improved greatly.

Old San Juan is still super to lyme  in . I just love that place.
A welcoming poverty at La Romano

I did not see anything familiar about  the Dom Rep on landing as  I had only visited Santo Domingo before and this time we landed in  La Romano....2 hours  away. We did the historic tour into Santo Domingo and it was excellent, reminded me though of the wasted potential in Spanish town and Port Royal. And I got another reminder of how history is written . For in the English Speaking Caribbean,  Sir Francis Drake is honoured (a British legacy of course) and when we toured the Cathedral in Santo  Domingo which was  built from the 15th century, we were told how he was a vicious pirate who cut off the hands and nose of the priest there before he fled to Jamaica.

At the port in Grand Turk
I had never been to the Turks  and Caicos islands before and was  surprised to discover that the population at the capital, Grand Turk is a mere 6,000, so when two cruise ships landed , as happened when we were there, the tourists outnumbered the residents by over a thousand.

It it just a bigger version of  Lime Cay really, without even a supermarket but the waters surrounding the island are pristine and inviting, making it ideal for all types of water sporting activities. The tourist bus took us to the craft centre and  the driver declared it was downtown. If we were not experienced travellers who went off on our own, we would not even have seen the main street where the government offices are.

Two hurricanes, Ike i2008 and Hannah in 2008, knocked them out, but they are fully recovered and doing well.

I just love cruising for the food and entertainment is worth more than you spend. I must have eaten every possible thing including Alligator on this trip and had to abandon the elevator just to try and keep off the weight, for despite many resolutions, I just never made it to the gym.

I dont think Shadrach went to bed before 2 am any morning either.  Elaine (Perkeins) came with us and she said she had a wonderful time and truly enjoyed it, although we only saw her occasionally as she said she had to smoke and the only place allowing it was the upstairs deck, so she spent most of her time there.

I was disappointed I could not enter the karaoke contest as the only song I know really well is "My way" and because it begins "And now the end is near...." they told me they don't use it in karaoke on the ship! How superstitious can one get?

You know about seventy passengers did not get off the ship when we got back to Miami , they simply stayed on  and did another week, this time in the western Caribbean.  I should try that some time!

A Close Call

Phew. That was a close shave at around 10 this morning. Here I was enjoying an exhilarating ride down Shortwood road and as I started going through the green light at 4 roads, this jackass is a red susuki swift made a right turn into Barbican Road, right in front of me  nearly outing my lights!
Only good breaks and the grace of God saved me. The idiot ended up having to make a sharp turn which put her face to face with the oncoming traffic on Barbican Road. I hope she heard the expletives I shouted  at her!

A Charah Watson photo
And to think it had been such a great morning up to that point for I had ridden out at 6am to meet up with my amigos from Fun and Thrills in Manor park where some were marshaling a 5 k . I had signed up to walk.

Actually this is the first time I have ever walked in a 5 k. Chuck and Charles set a great pace but by the time we got to Norbrook Road, Charles had  had turned on the turbo and left us way behind so Chuck and I walked together after that.

Chuck said we were walking at about 4 miles an hour. (back off tortoises!) We had done a lot of warm ups at the training camp and actually I felt quite good after the walk. I think I will leave marshaling behind with 2012 and continue walking in these events.

After the event we went to Lisa's home for a great breakfast and wonderful hospitality. Between walkers, runners (Maurice, Howard, Bernadette, Kim , Lisa and Charlene, all ran) and marshals, we had a turnout of in excess of 30 persons.

Great camaraderie as usual.