It was really a great day....for everyone but Dr. Kim, I guess. For as she descended the hill to Alligator Pond, a wasp attacked her knee and in her haste to get rid of him before he had done too much damage, she catapulted over her handlebar and damaged her left wrist badly as she tried to break the fall.
When I got there she was writhing with pain, but the would be doctors in the Fun and Thrills group soon eased her pain with cold water, Reiki (compliments of Stewart) and Excedrin . The greatest moment of it all however was when Chuck arrived with two large Poinciana pods and about 20 feet of rope to make a splint for her aching wrist. Oh for a camera at moments such as this!
Kim was not the only one who had a spill however for as I descended the hill , I saw Orrell (aka GM) coming out of the bushes at the side of the road and thought to my self that he had found a flush toilet! How wrong I was, for when I stopped to assist and commiserate with Kim, he rode up and admitted that he was emerging from the bushes because he had picked up a skid and landed there. Luckily, nothing but his pride was damaged however.
Maurice too had his bout of bad luck for as he started to ride from way back at Jucci patties, his bicycle gave out so he spent most of the trip driving. Poor Maurice, for he is the one who does not want to only go on long rides but he would ride to hell and back if possible!
As I said earlier however, it was really a great day...a wonderful ride, the last long ride of the year, and it was orgainised by Thomas, Omar and Theresa. What was absolutely amazing from the very beginning is that we drove out only 5 minutes later than the designated time, to ride to Clarendon Park from where the A team would ride.
Being a permanent B teamer myself, I started riding from Williamsfield, Manchester, thus avoiding the miserableness of Melrose hill. As I took off up the Royal flats hill, I was quickly overtaken by Rose and Charles the first, who I did not see again until they made a wrong turn and had to double back and we rode together after that. It was amusing that they had taken a wrong turn so early, for organiser Thomas had drummed it into us before we started riding, that we should keep left at the Y junctions and they went right at the very first one and nearly ended up in Mandeville.
The route from Williamsfield was really great, gently undulating all the way.
Then we got to an intersection where if you went right you would have to climb this huge hill leading up to Northern Caribbean university. That hill was so intimidating that I could not wait to remind my fellow riders that Thomas had insisted that we keep left at all Y junctions. By then we had been joined by the Ayatollah, Fatman and Sheriff and heard that Chuck and Bernadette had kept right and ridden up the hill. They were phoned and the Ayatollah browbeat them, for I suspect, the same reason as I, into returning to join us.
I was even more convinced and adamant that we had taken the correct turn, for I had spent many of my youthful days in Knockpatrick where I had an aunt and I have no recollection of that big hill. Actually, I had never returned there since 1967, about a week before I got married, for my dear aunt Gwen was dying from cancer and I will never forget her screams as the pain wracked her body. Yesterday I could not even find where her house had been, for the place had changed so much. More importantly, I had no recollection of that huge hill leading up to Northern Caribbean University, which had been West Indies Training College and which my cousin Betty had attended.
Anyway, back to the ride. At first, Chuck fiercely resisted our interpretation of the route, because he said if that is where Ayatollah had gone, it was the wrong direction as the Ayatollah has an unenviable reputation of leading us astray. So the Sheriff called Thomas and he confirmed that we should indeed have turned left so we laughed the detractors to scorn.
After a short rest, we rode off and the first local person we saw on the road, we queried if we were heading to Newport. "No" he told us, "You have to go up the hill. " In disbelief we sought a second opinion from a man hanging out clothes in his backyard. He too confirmed that we were heading to May Day which would not take us to Newport. Despondently and after much argument we turned back to take on the horrible hill. I saw a support vehicle coming and immediately waved it down and asked a man walking on the road to throw my bicycle into the back of the pickup.
I was not the only one who shied away from the hill for we saw Chuck ahead holding on the back of a support vehicle ! True, he had ridden up before but for all I know, he had held on to something the first time for he has that penchant, as displayed many years ago when we first took on a ride to Newcastle!
When Thomas caught up with us and we challenged him for giving us wrong directions, however he laughingly retorted "Good". True I guess, for what would a ride with Fun and Thrills be if some of us did not go off on the wrong track?
Thomas then compounded his mischievousness by telling us that once we got to Newport, it was downhill all the way. It certainly was not for we kept climbing until we got to the PCJ operated Wignton wind farm which has an elevation of 2,126 feet.
Going downhill from there would have been absolutely wonderful had I ridden my mountain bike which has shock absorbers in front, for the road was quite bumpy.
However the breathtaking scenery minimized the torture on my hands. The mountainous terrain below, the blue sea and the Lover Leap cliff from above, were was absolutely breathtaking.
The Alligator Pond river is not one of our best rivers however but I couldn't wait to jump in to cool off.
Once I had cooled off however I had no inclination to return and since the sea there has a reputation of having a dangerous current, I avoided it, although some of the more daring ones went in. The area itself is not particularly attractive for the collection of hurriedly put up food shacks are just that, shacks.
Breakfast/(lunch) was delivered shortly before one and this was when Richard nominated the food at Dressekie, St. Mary, at the ride in November arranged by arranged by Alric, the best food of all rides for 2012. I had missed that ride as I was at Silver Sands at a party, but as far as I am concerned, when I am starving as I was yesterday (despite Michelle smuggling me a cup of her delicious soup) every food is the food of the year!
Regardless, I was too hungry to care and after spending some time enjoying the great camaraderie that comes with Fun and Thrills rides. When the time came to leave, I displaced Howie from his own vehicle and slept almost all the way home.
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| Dr. Kim with wrist in sling |
When I got there she was writhing with pain, but the would be doctors in the Fun and Thrills group soon eased her pain with cold water, Reiki (compliments of Stewart) and Excedrin . The greatest moment of it all however was when Chuck arrived with two large Poinciana pods and about 20 feet of rope to make a splint for her aching wrist. Oh for a camera at moments such as this!
Kim was not the only one who had a spill however for as I descended the hill , I saw Orrell (aka GM) coming out of the bushes at the side of the road and thought to my self that he had found a flush toilet! How wrong I was, for when I stopped to assist and commiserate with Kim, he rode up and admitted that he was emerging from the bushes because he had picked up a skid and landed there. Luckily, nothing but his pride was damaged however.
Maurice too had his bout of bad luck for as he started to ride from way back at Jucci patties, his bicycle gave out so he spent most of the trip driving. Poor Maurice, for he is the one who does not want to only go on long rides but he would ride to hell and back if possible!
As I said earlier however, it was really a great day...a wonderful ride, the last long ride of the year, and it was orgainised by Thomas, Omar and Theresa. What was absolutely amazing from the very beginning is that we drove out only 5 minutes later than the designated time, to ride to Clarendon Park from where the A team would ride.
Being a permanent B teamer myself, I started riding from Williamsfield, Manchester, thus avoiding the miserableness of Melrose hill. As I took off up the Royal flats hill, I was quickly overtaken by Rose and Charles the first, who I did not see again until they made a wrong turn and had to double back and we rode together after that. It was amusing that they had taken a wrong turn so early, for organiser Thomas had drummed it into us before we started riding, that we should keep left at the Y junctions and they went right at the very first one and nearly ended up in Mandeville.
The route from Williamsfield was really great, gently undulating all the way.
Then we got to an intersection where if you went right you would have to climb this huge hill leading up to Northern Caribbean university. That hill was so intimidating that I could not wait to remind my fellow riders that Thomas had insisted that we keep left at all Y junctions. By then we had been joined by the Ayatollah, Fatman and Sheriff and heard that Chuck and Bernadette had kept right and ridden up the hill. They were phoned and the Ayatollah browbeat them, for I suspect, the same reason as I, into returning to join us.
I was even more convinced and adamant that we had taken the correct turn, for I had spent many of my youthful days in Knockpatrick where I had an aunt and I have no recollection of that big hill. Actually, I had never returned there since 1967, about a week before I got married, for my dear aunt Gwen was dying from cancer and I will never forget her screams as the pain wracked her body. Yesterday I could not even find where her house had been, for the place had changed so much. More importantly, I had no recollection of that huge hill leading up to Northern Caribbean University, which had been West Indies Training College and which my cousin Betty had attended.
Anyway, back to the ride. At first, Chuck fiercely resisted our interpretation of the route, because he said if that is where Ayatollah had gone, it was the wrong direction as the Ayatollah has an unenviable reputation of leading us astray. So the Sheriff called Thomas and he confirmed that we should indeed have turned left so we laughed the detractors to scorn.
After a short rest, we rode off and the first local person we saw on the road, we queried if we were heading to Newport. "No" he told us, "You have to go up the hill. " In disbelief we sought a second opinion from a man hanging out clothes in his backyard. He too confirmed that we were heading to May Day which would not take us to Newport. Despondently and after much argument we turned back to take on the horrible hill. I saw a support vehicle coming and immediately waved it down and asked a man walking on the road to throw my bicycle into the back of the pickup.
I was not the only one who shied away from the hill for we saw Chuck ahead holding on the back of a support vehicle ! True, he had ridden up before but for all I know, he had held on to something the first time for he has that penchant, as displayed many years ago when we first took on a ride to Newcastle!
When Thomas caught up with us and we challenged him for giving us wrong directions, however he laughingly retorted "Good". True I guess, for what would a ride with Fun and Thrills be if some of us did not go off on the wrong track?
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| "Photographer" Omar poses in front of a windmill |
Going downhill from there would have been absolutely wonderful had I ridden my mountain bike which has shock absorbers in front, for the road was quite bumpy.
However the breathtaking scenery minimized the torture on my hands. The mountainous terrain below, the blue sea and the Lover Leap cliff from above, were was absolutely breathtaking.
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| Lovers Leap cliff in the background |
Once I had cooled off however I had no inclination to return and since the sea there has a reputation of having a dangerous current, I avoided it, although some of the more daring ones went in. The area itself is not particularly attractive for the collection of hurriedly put up food shacks are just that, shacks.
Can't think of a better way to spend a Sunday.
Ps. Incidentally there are no alligators at Alligator Pond or any where else in Jamaica.
Photographs, compliments of Omar. (I hope!)
Ps. Incidentally there are no alligators at Alligator Pond or any where else in Jamaica.
Photographs, compliments of Omar. (I hope!)
5 comments:
Entertaining write up, but I must insist that Charles did not call me! So GOOD that you rode to May Day!!!
Thomas
I said Sheriff called you!!!!Charles is the ayatollah, not the sheriff!!!!!
Great commentary as usual Joan. So sorry to have missed this one. Still kicking myself...Johann
Great commentary as usual Joan. I really wanted to be on this ride through my Parish...still kicking myself...Johann
Great account Joan!
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