I love the cold spells in Florida. Not because I like to freeze🥶, but because I hate iguana lizards.
Actually I hate all lizards, but iguanas have a special place in my hate gene😡.
The good news is, during the (infrequent) cold spells in Florida, they fall out of trees and some actually die.
I used to rejoice until one fell out of the tree I normally park under, and was laying right beside the driver's door!
Omg, I nearly stepped on it too and was sure I was going to fall, before I quicky regained my balance.
I could have had a heart attack too!😡
Luckily for me, my neighbor, who looks nothing like a hero,💪 was just coming out of his vehicle and rescued me by taking it up by the tail and throwing it away.
It clearly was not dead as it moved slightly when I tiptoed over to look at it.
I thought that would be the last of my terrible experiences with stinking lizards since winter is over. However, this morning as I approached my vehicle, I was overwhelmed by the stinkiest smell.
As I walked around the vehicle to see the cause, I nearly stepped on a huge, dead, rotting iguana monster, right by my passenger door!
No, this is getting too much for me.😡
I have to find a warm lizard-free state to move to.
Any suggestions?
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